Alternative film titles
King Fu Oriental Royalty
Grillers in the mist BBQ in fog
Top Bun Baking contest
Beverly Hills Kip Having a nap in Hollywood
Who shit Roger Rabbit “Inquisition after pet eaten”
Raging Bull Heated internet discussion
The Italian Jog Fitness campaign in Rome
North by South East Navigation cock-up
The Beer Hunter In search of a drink
M*U*S*H Indifferent Cookery
The Loin King ‘Search for the most impressive tackle’
Tzarzan Russian jungle adventure
Aladdout Bloke who can’t make his lamp work
A Lice in Wonderland Insect fantasy movie
Punocchio Bloke who’s nose grows when he tells a bad joke
Peter Pants Youthful tailor
Return to Neverlend Banking system in trouble again
The Obit Moving tribute to Tolkein’s much-loved character
‘ercules Yorkshire's strongest woman
Hole Nine Yards Worlds shortest golf holes
Bog Fat Liar Talking crap about toilet systems
Snitch Reporting pavement parking
She car go Lady drivers
Lock Stuck and two smoking barrels Two fat blokes discuss a broken canal lock
Drainspotting Finding a leaking gutter
The Lost Supper Another culinary cock-up
Boiing John Malcovich Famous actor takes Zebeddee role
Sheepless in Seattle Farmer has flock stolen
Paint your Wig on Hairpiece manufacturer folds
Much do about nothing Perpetual forum posters